<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287</id><updated>2011-04-21T22:18:17.250-07:00</updated><category term='jewish conspiracy'/><category term='color wheel'/><category term='hollywood'/><category term='el oh el'/><category term='hawking'/><category term='cranes'/><category term='jesus'/><category term='stoned'/><category term='oxyclean'/><category term='billy mays'/><category term='crush'/><category term='stars'/><category term='small boner'/><category term='oh no godzilla'/><category term='lies our teachers tell us'/><category term='birds'/><category term='stubbing your toe'/><category term='hand gestures'/><category term='jews for jesus'/><category term='boners'/><category term='glitter'/><title type='text'>Jez Butts</title><subtitle type='html'>Dallas, Glitter Jesus, Billy Mays, 80s new wave.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jez In Dallas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15058963844574785522</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287.post-3870934985494538965</id><published>2008-07-14T23:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-07-14T23:53:22.198-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hawking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jews for jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jewish conspiracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stubbing your toe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hand gestures'/><title type='text'>MY COOKIES ARE DISABLED</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;I wonder if I can get a handicapped placard???&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1488399846550561287-3870934985494538965?l=jezbutts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/feeds/3870934985494538965/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1488399846550561287&amp;postID=3870934985494538965' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/3870934985494538965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/3870934985494538965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/2008/07/my-cookies-are-disabled.html' title='MY COOKIES ARE DISABLED'/><author><name>Jez In Dallas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15058963844574785522</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287.post-812455924973366065</id><published>2008-06-18T16:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T16:49:55.373-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='glitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boners'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='el oh el'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stoned'/><title type='text'>it is now</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;WHY IS JESUS COVERED IN GLITTER COLON WHY DO PARENTS LIKE TO SEND SO MANY FORWARDS SUBTITLED A GLITTER JESUS STORY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5540/att00001ub3.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/5540/att00001ub3.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a 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Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/812455924973366065'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/812455924973366065'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/2008/06/it-is-now.html' title='it is now'/><author><name>Jez In Dallas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15058963844574785522</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287.post-6350016409813593964</id><published>2008-06-17T16:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T16:50:34.150-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oh no godzilla'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cranes'/><title type='text'>crane crane go away</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Everytime I see a crane I'm afraid it will fall and crush me. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;Stupid birds.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1488399846550561287-6350016409813593964?l=jezbutts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287.post-8178122167510215334</id><published>2008-06-15T16:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T17:03:57.693-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='oxyclean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='small boner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='billy mays'/><title type='text'>boing</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhQ2oTjNLI/AAAAAAAAAAo/i8oMx1NwGpM/s1600-h/2a9ec4ac450ace378c11483fdde8a9c6b89dbaf8.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhQ2oTjNLI/AAAAAAAAAAo/i8oMx1NwGpM/s400/2a9ec4ac450ace378c11483fdde8a9c6b89dbaf8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213005468143924402" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1488399846550561287-8178122167510215334?l=jezbutts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/feeds/8178122167510215334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1488399846550561287&amp;postID=8178122167510215334' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/8178122167510215334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/8178122167510215334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/2008/06/blog-post.html' title='boing'/><author><name>Jez In Dallas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15058963844574785522</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhQ2oTjNLI/AAAAAAAAAAo/i8oMx1NwGpM/s72-c/2a9ec4ac450ace378c11483fdde8a9c6b89dbaf8.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287.post-865613258645286676</id><published>2008-06-12T17:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T17:22:24.924-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='color wheel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='billy mays'/><title type='text'>scooter</title><content type='html'>It's a nice day for a chartreuse wedding.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1488399846550561287-865613258645286676?l=jezbutts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/feeds/865613258645286676/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1488399846550561287&amp;postID=865613258645286676' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/865613258645286676'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/865613258645286676'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/2008/06/scooter.html' title='scooter'/><author><name>Jez In Dallas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15058963844574785522</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1488399846550561287.post-5559123506180108793</id><published>2008-02-10T00:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T16:56:09.390-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jewish conspiracy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hollywood'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies our teachers tell us'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stars'/><title type='text'>Oh, I came into dallas with the brights lights on my mind</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;The stars at night are neither bright nor particularly big. What's up with that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1488399846550561287-5559123506180108793?l=jezbutts.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/feeds/5559123506180108793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1488399846550561287&amp;postID=5559123506180108793' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/5559123506180108793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1488399846550561287/posts/default/5559123506180108793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jezbutts.blogspot.com/2008/02/oh-i-came-into-dallas-with-brights.html' title='Oh, I came into dallas with the brights lights on my mind'/><author><name>Jez In Dallas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15058963844574785522</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='26' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_awO0E_leeaA/SFhH9eJ_RAI/AAAAAAAAAAM/uRIOp5K-AMs/S220/que.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
